May we refer to them as Middleton darts, because that was my focus (getting sucked into) watching her wedding.

You’re so Reynolds Woodcock.

Spread *to* Europe...? From...?

Ding ding. That would give me such a case of, “Daaaaad!!”

Not Piper. Grace may be a bit overdone now by the Brentwood Moms of the world; but not Piper. Never Piper.

I had a middle name and I had it legally removed, that’s how little I loved it. It was Ena - do you blame me?

I’m very fond of the reason that there was a slew of Jessicas after the advent of Murder, She Wrote. (In the UK, too.)

and Janet.

it is some booshit that knighthoods aren’t bestowed posthumously. Georges Harrison and Michael should both be ghost Sirs.

but maybe she’s looking at Rachel Weisz and observing how she rebounded as a result of some Aronofskyizing?

Good call. I have AR’s “How Will I Know/Queen of the Night” medley on my phone and I stan for Whitney’s above all other voices, perhaps.

Quite. Looking at mick jagger, also. Is he an octodad now? I guess I just sincerely don’t get it. 8 dogs, definitely. Also 80 dogs.

Truly: “The Incoherent Scribblings of a Mad Woman” has a wonderful, literary ring to it. Good cover appeal in a zeitgeist way.

And lest we forget: the ice cream/TRL malarkey. Poor love. Which may be British for: Bless her heart.

I have only seen two clips (on Stella’s insta, of course) and my takeaway of the agenda is: “We’re two mature-in-physical-form yet emotionally youthful, vivacious, over-the-top fabulous...that’s it! We’re Ab Fab 2.0!!!”

While my understanding is that her new manager is new to the business of managing...Mariah is not new to the world of performing, so she knows. Buck stops with her (no dog in this race, love her, think everyone should unclench about mistakes a bit, inc. me).

I know a man deep in the industry who was musing whilst disparaging a few newer singers and how much they needed in order to deliver, and how conversely effortless George was.

Love.

I thought she’d had a leg amputated, also? Feels morbid to google.

More like OG Mariah. Though by all accounts PH is a different person IRL, just more like Angelyne in terms of not maintaining the (western) public’s interest.