I am all kinds of Jennifer Love Hewitt “What are you waiting for?!” meme wrt George Michael. Bracing for the mourning.

George.

The 19 year old me would take issue with his surname, also. To the extent that if I could have got past it, I’d have lobbied hard for the kids to take mine. I unfriended someone (we barely knew each other, this just cemented it) because she took her husband’s last name of Shatwell. Too insane a choice.

The dread also sets in when I read of a pregnancy on Facebook: oh dear, someone’s about to be unfollowed. As someone else said, the only people fascinated by your children are you and paedophiles.

I believe she has spoken of having been raised in a trailer. Odd choice, this, given that.

Had you seen her earlier, reciprocal tweet/s about him? They’re very: isn’t he just terrific?

Mayhaps “the elderly Eric Cartman” sounds ageist? Is ‘decrepit’ too unkind? Wait, who are we talking about again...

“As a mom” has to be my least favourite clause. I don’t know how they don’t hear it for the self-satisfaction it reeks.

I was going to say that I’d love a split screen meme of Charlie-Girl Wales and William of Chappaqua playing with these pretty sacks of breath.

Also, isn’t there a Shazam for plants now? PlantNet? (now I’ll look)

Real Doll Amanda Carrington (I say that in awe)

Thank you for inspiring me to check! (Though when they say Selasie, I hear Sir Lassie).

The “I don’t know her” gif?

I think I’m disappointed that her tweets about him seem so detached, back-slapping, devoid of mush - that it’s more a platonic partnership. I feel that Barack and Michelle are still into each other in a snuggly way and B and H haven’t been in a long while and that feels disappointing.

I thought the 2nd Justin/Britney break-up song the Tweeter referred to was the melodically nice/childish lyriced one of Britney’s (descriptor may not narrow it) “Every Time” perhaps it was called. What Goes Around is relatively more recent?

Bless her, really. That televised funeral... (Now I’m waiting to see which Jonas Bro she chooses to mend her heart with :))

Ditto Gwen Stefani. Bloody hell, did she see herself in the Cool video? How could she ever go back to bleach?

Idk

It’s how I describe Christ. Harrison/Haysus.

Aw, you’re reminding me of a friend of mine who’d met both Ewan McGregor and Prince Charles and had the same things to say about them (beautiful/James Bondy, respectively in a way she hadn’t anticipated prior).