I really enjoyed his work in The Affair, for some reason. It may be that he appeared so broken, and it reminded me of a guy I liked at the time.

I think back to being 13 and how the upper 6th girls (17, 18) still seem so much more mature than I now. I’m way over 30.

Thought he was vegan?

Remember when she and Benedict Cumberbatch went to the cinema (I’m English) together? I didn’t realise how much more I would have approved of their couplehood (as opposed to the po-faced person he actually procreated with #almostsorry)

Catfights in koiponds with Elizabeth Olsen.

Rubbing my belly post-bagel lunch made my newsstand guy congratulate me. (It was a good bagel I’d chosen though. He might have known).

Oh, at first glance I’d thought you’d meant her maternity tee said that, which I’d love. What you actually reported, though: :(

Thatcher and B. Clinton too, (such little sleeps, like a third of the amount that I like).

Chuckled, then whispered, ‘gnarly’ to myself.

Filed under: Can’t Unsee ~ He looks like Matt Healy from The 1975

Or someone to whom 50 Cent was singing Happy Birthday.

Absolutely read this as Thousand-Pound Bichon.

I so read that - perhaps twice, maybe more - as Sarah Palin. I found it a less oft-spoken take on her.

Her gummy-smile picture 6th down makes me a) think Gwen Stefani is her secret child and b) understand her and Blake that much more/at all. (And I like Blake, though I fear I alone on this island).

Co-signed: Person who even took Accutane at 20 b/c I was annoyed by mild break-outs. All these years later...and still I’m a 12 year old. Wrinkles and pimples. Smashing.

What about if you’d like to emulate early Brooke - shall I? I’d like to.

Look at you! Hope you have a blog, (because that is some helpful and impressive stuff to know).

Is FB still making famous people having birthdays a trending item thing, too? Every day for a while, it seemed, I’d clutch my heart a little seeing a certain beloved actor’s name to the right of my feed.

My 2nd favourite is $8pp to *slice and serve* the cake you’ve paid for and brought in. Oh, vey reasonable. Vey.

Gah...reading comphrension skills moving into the minus digits now :(