How much time did I just spend trying to imagine a nuke machine running in the other way/the Fred Flintstone’s car way?

My hair colour was that last year and she made me momentarily re-consider it. Must avert gaze.

My aversion was the fear of Madonna’s hands and arms.

Richard Tiffany Gere may be my favourite example.

Esp. as JL is w/CAA who prob rep some of her bloke colleagues? It’s a good sign that it’s making me madder/woke-er.

Sorry if there’s more to it - but she has an agent whose job it is to negotiate...why the self-reproachment?

Mine are the same size as both Paris Hilton and Jackie Kennedy <smooths hair> You can call me Fancy Feets. My classiness level is probs smack dab in the middle of them too.

As someone who felt hellish and rubbishy for years and went from palliative to holistic and neither could any of them fathom it nor put Humpty together again: I’d say that it seems like a whopping case of no empathy combined with a dismissive “yeah I’m tired too” navel-gazing topped with liberal helpings of an…

My concern: Gilbert Gottfried.

Very Carolyn Bessette.

I went to this place: http://irlen.com/ and got a dr.’s note to say that I couldn’t have overhead lighting of an absurd, surgery-theatre kind at work.

I pitched an effective fit on yelp by giving my regular manicurist salon a gloooowwwing review EXCEPT for the eensy detail that their newly implemented 99C Store lighting ensured that I could never return.

“angry nonsensical hot Bernie Sanders” - poetry, Pulitzer

Each one a winner. Grazi! Do you do this every day (rhetorical, let me check your profile) - because please do if you have the time/inclination :)

She sounds dreamy and like my boy who is possibly part Saluki, who look at least related. I did happen to find a rescue co. specialising in Afghans and practically had to sit on my hands to stop myself from adopting a 4th dog. I’d imagine you’re stopped on walks all the time by people oohing and aahing.

So they think they own you/you are their staff? I have cats too, I’m rather accustomed.

I should probably have both an Afghan and a Puli then, for the days when I can and can’t be bothered to iron my hair. (Wait, I actually sortof do - I have a Spaniel/Saluki mix and a short fat Terrier of questionable and shaggy origin. Hmmm. Oh, unconscious dog-choosing part of the brain, you rascal, you.)

Lovely! Let us get high and make this a reality.

Practically perfect in every way.

ManCrush - have you not seen #MCM or #MCE (Monday/Everyday) on any platform? I have trouble keeping up, too. :)