In fairness to God, we all hate you.

i never feel like any injustice has occurred when a foul isnt called on james harden

You’re right. The Warriors were a historical powerhouse before he got there. What NBA fan hasn’t stayed up at night, reminiscing over Bob Sura, Andris Biedrins, and Ronny Turiaf?

Let us know when it quietly gets some games.

But Prince was also a much better musician than Donald.

Divorce yourself from hating the success of the Warriors and the colossus they’ve built, and it’s just such beautiful basketball.

In his defense, if my teenage past were to resurface, I would have t...oh wait, I’ve never been a racist scumbag. Nevermind.

Come on! Plots and Flares... I mean Thoughts and Preyers. Damn it.. Prayers.

White boys getting triggered and shooting up shit weekly. I bet they will blame opioids.

He’s Rick Rubio now. Maybe even Richard Rubio.

Isaiah Thomas. Got cleared by team doctors. Sucked the whole year. Now needs more surgery. Kawhi has a massive financial disincentive to avoid that route.

Old ass Tony Parker has his money.

Not like there’s a huge cautionary tale about what could happen to him just this fucking season am I right?

If Kawhi has even the slightest whisper of a thought that his legs are not in all ways 100% healthy and that he would be risking any sort of injury whatsoever, he should not play.

This season has been about one thing and one thing only: Do not get injured

George Stillfucksalottapuss

The Carpenter’s charted “Superstar” first, and the song was written by two White people, so is it our song to being with?

It’s funny that the Deadspin guys keep taking shots at the Ringer when the Ringer, despite its flaws, has objectively much better sports writing.