He did great top of his class at the international concierge academy. He won the wispiest mustache superlative and was Captain of the table setting team

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

I think he once had to clean his own room because rosalita was being deported...and hence here we are. Only hires white butlers

Some of the older black gentlemen here in the southeastern United States would often refer to the female genitals as “cock” back in the day. It’s weird because I always thought the word was associated with a dude’s junk. So, in essence, when you call someone a cock, you could potentially be calling them both?

Kevin Garnett? 🤣🤣🤣..... You thought that out and actually typed it. You Sir, are an an idiot.

Lol, did people expect an 80+ (90+?) year old nun to have nuanced takes on amateurism and the NCAA? A lot of old people have garbage opinions. An awful lot of old people who devoted their live to the Catholic Church have garbage opinions.

My favourite bit was the out of nowhere Donald Glover slam. That was a Shawn Michaels superkicking Marty Janetty through the window blogging moment.

Some words already have power. Nigger, nigga, coon...these words will last as long as black folk are looked at as subhuman. And we are. Every black man or woman shot by the police, or profiled in a store is a reminder of what those words mean. You speak of not caring for a word. Yet that word is history, it is an…

Hey maybe we can do that when cops stop gunning down unarmed black men, or people stop giving actual racists the authority to wield governmental power, maybe us black folk will finally stop caring about the n word.

No offense but not once in my entire life have I see someone start a post with “as a black person I don’t think the n-word is a big deal and what about all those rappers” and not have them revealed to be some white guy trying to lend his dumbassed opinion an imaginary air of legitimacy.

So, a couple things:

Disney actually owns the animated rights for their Marvel properties, I believe. Deadpool has been in their Spider-man show (and they have a Spider-man show to begin with).

More like Carnelo Álvarez, amirite?

Peter Thiel: [masturbates furiously]

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Or anxiety. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure those can go hand in hand. And I‘m also pretty sure you can have anxiety without depression. It’s a vicious cycle of worrying and not sleeping because your chest hurts and you feel like crap, and your chest hurts and you feel like crap because you’re worrying about your…

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

Poor guy got run over wearing a jersey with tire tracks on it.

I normally wouldn’t get excited about winning 20 of the past 29 games, either. But after the worst five-year stretch in team history, with some young players showing signs of being worth a crap and the possibility of adding a big name or two this summer, I will take anything I can get.