Complete oversimplification, but it seems like Wall raises a team beyond its expectations, whereas Paul’s teams fall short every time. And with all due respect to the circumstances (untimely injuries, Doc Rivers) causing the latter to weigh against Paul, I go with Wall any day of the week.

Honest question: would you rather start John Wall or Chris Paul, right now? Because, for me, it’s been John Wall since last season.

He’s basically a toned down version of Russell Westbrook. Like if someone gave Russ a handful of ADHD medication.

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nobody in this thread plays sports.

This is a good and correct take. Come at me.

They deserve your support only if they adhere to the very highest professional standards -

If you’re Gobert, you’ve just gotta be happy that you didn’t get baptized w/ a pull up 3.

I think Alexa’s problem right now is not really connecting her moves well. There was a bad spot at Payback where she whiffed on a knee drop and the commentators had to scramble to cover for her. I think she’ll get there in time, but I think with her character, they’re at least booking her right; like The Miz, they…

I thought it was just Kane’s political platform.

I don’t care, he deserves stars. Beautiful drunken stars.

How drunk were you when you constructed this response?

This comment is too beautiful for this thread.

GOAT

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

He sounds like a slave boasting that he’s not in the field anymore. Fuck Dez Bryant.

God Big Papi is an obnoxious scumfuck.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”