Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

It’s not just him, it’s also the new coaching staff. They’re whipping the ball around a lot more and the kids look like they’re having fun in the new system. Sure, a lot of the old system was because Kobe was there, but a lot of it was also because Byron Scott is a bad and curmudgeonly coach.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

Stick to soccer, Haisley.

Never have I more heartily cosigned a sentiment.

Nah.

No part of that seems egotistical or just plain dumb to you?

...what?

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

I’m sure it made him insufferable to a lot of people within basketball too.

The merciless killer instinct that makes people like Kobe great at their craft must make them so insufferable in other areas of their lives...

Westbrook was more like this, when Durant was cleaning out his locker:

I want her to smack the mic out of his hand and say “that’s not how the government works, that’s not how any of this works at all.”

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Spurs players will now have bonding sessions while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Awesome.

This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.

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