I don’t care, he deserves stars. Beautiful drunken stars.

How drunk were you when you constructed this response?

This comment is too beautiful for this thread.

GOAT

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

He sounds like a slave boasting that he’s not in the field anymore. Fuck Dez Bryant.

God Big Papi is an obnoxious scumfuck.

I didn’t.

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

I kept waiting for a punchline.

last i checked, dunks are only worth 2 points. plus, i’d like to see him try that in a game. i miss the days of old, when players like larry bird taught the next generation fundamentals. nowadays you just have AAU, which ruins the game and pukes out a bunch of steph curry wannabes jacking up fade away airballs from 60…

i love the fact that i have no idea who this kid’s father is...bodes well for his future.

Somebody will take a chance on Hammon because the Spurs tree has been a fertile source of head coaches and Popovich assistants have had better success than disciples of the other great coaches in sports. If she does well, you’ll see a lot more women as assistants and eventually a couple of more head coaches.

Kettle Chips are fucking crack. I love them! I like Salt & Pepper the best overall.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”