“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Somehow I suspect Lily isn’t familiar with Billy Joel’s earlier works.

I’d say he looks like a grown up version of Beavis.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

It was a longstanding record, and she had to overcome many of life’s hurdles to break it.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

ikr, grrr...those meddling kids

Even more ridiculous that Gammons would be nominated for worst tweet when that was obviously the best tweet of the year.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

Those are a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life.

Drew Magary - [sees shorts]

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Great thyming on this post, Emma.

It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.