KRATOS HAS A BEARD.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

considering you’re angry enough to give them the free press of an update, I think they did a pretty good job of accomplishing their goal. To be honest, they really don’t have to say anything about the episode. We’d all watch if it the synopsis were “man sticks finger up butt of another man,” which in fairness,…

This whole thing has been nothing short of fantasic. I’ve cried, laughed and thought. Jimmy V would be proud.

I’ll take Knowing Your Audience for 1000 please, Alex.

Kyrie’s defense is so bad that if you’re starting with him, you could make an argument that one of those two picks should be another point guard.

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

Kyrie Irving gets backdoored more often than Sasha Grey.

If only I’d had a dick punch this wouldn’t have happened.

*Dick Punches Arturo*

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

When you said that Dellavedova would play some minutes in this series, I thought “I haven’t seen that sheepfucker play all year!” and then I realized that I’ve watched roughly fifteen minutes of Cavs basketball all year. They have one good basketball man; he is going to try to push that goddamn boulder up the mountain…

Principally, that in Game 6, two players notorious for committing a high volume of turnovers had played very cleanly, coughing it up three times between them in the first 43 of the game, only to have six in the last five minutes. So, gave it away is the correct answer.

It may have something to do with the fact that Manchester United has been by far the most successful team in the Premier League era. Three bad seasons doesn’t all of a sudden change their popularity after they’ve been able to establish a history of huge success.