That isn’t possible. El generico went to Mexico to help orphans last I heard.

Deadspin needs to use a NSFW tag if they’re going to show a pic of a prick and an asshole.

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

What’s most impressive is that Thomas can lose at Connect Four while simultaneously blowing The Game of Life.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

His supporters raised more money than any politician, ever, in the history of time and without the benefit of a Super PAC of big money donors buying their candidate.

Fuck Hillary Clinton and fuck her supporters. Had she ran a fair primary, she’d be cruising to victory. Instead, she and the DNC tilted the odds in her…

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Looks like he leans on the right cross a little heavily. It’s a quick little punch but he does telegraph it, and never brings it home. Never even thinks about using his left. You ever get into a fight with Odor, look for this, duck so he misses you, and then as you come out of your duck tag his wide-open jaw with a…

Sounds like someone with a rougned childhood.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Only surprised no one had a gun.

I mean, I get it. Liberte Chan strutting around in a cocktail dress is the last thing you want to see after a night of adulterated cocaine and staring down a half-written screenplay.

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Came here to say the same thing. That motherfucker and his steals. Of course, that was back when men were men in the NBA and a firm two-handed shove to the chest was just good defense. smdh No place for a true D-and-3 today with these namby-pamby hand check rules. And even so these modern players can’t match Skiles’…

I don’t know if they are waiting for me to send them a hand written letter before they get to Mr. Sinister or what. And the fact we’ve seen six X-men movies and two Wolverine solo films without getting Omega Red is borderline criminal.

Bucky with the good hair <3

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.