This is beautiful fucking nonsense. I can’t wait to watch you and everyone else in LA eat their own shit. It’s gonna be magical.

If Bronny James does enroll in a LA area school a Friendship with Magic is soon to arise.

Seriously though. There’s a word for anyone who believes anything reported that doesn’t come out of LeBron’s own mouth. Like, I saw a report the other day that Ja Rule claimed to have insider knowledge too!

i know you’re making a joke about his credibility but it’s a little petty even for this website to refer to a nine time All-Star and Hall of Famer as the “Supersonics career steals leader”

What I am getting at is, throw Steph toward the basket from beyond the three-point line, like a human javelin

suppose steph takes the inbound and runs to half court and jumps into the arms of Javale Mcgee (a la Dirty Dancing) who carries him to the hoop for a bucket.

Kevin Love to the Warriors. Steph and his mount just sprint down to the opposite end of the court after an opponent’s make or miss. Steph climbs up (or maybe even a 2nd teammate runs with them to give a boost). Love throws one of his patented “oh shit, every grandpa in America is going to love this outlet pass” passes…

So, having viewed this replay now, Tom Wilson is suspended for 3 games, right?

He came in through the bathroom, Winslow
Protected by a silver spoon
But now he soldiers on and wanders
By the mobile homes of her own lagoon

Too bad, this was the most entertaining thing in rap in the last few years. Drake got buried and it must really hurt him, since he will always be a chart topper but the one thing he wants most is the respect of the hardcore crowd. He is dead to the scene now. Pusha was always a rapper’s rapper. Too bad Drake’s camp…

I like this idea because it means the Cavs will have transitively traded Lebron for Isaiah Thomas.

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

psssssssssssst. He was being facetious.

Nobody’s letting facts get in the way of their performative boredom today.

I feel like I just woke up in an alternate reality with some of the takes I’ve been seeing. It’s like that series never happened

Why are we pretending they weren’t just down 3-2 to the Rockets? The Finals was ALWAYS going to be bad because the East is bad.

So Much Herb: My Night Among Joyous And Stoned Dubs Fans

My one (big) problem with this attitude is that it belittles how thrilling this season was. Houston’s ascent, Utah’s development, Boston’s development, there is a ton of talent in the league. And this year’s finals was about as exciting as... every finals in the early aughts! Are we really lamenting the loss of…

Ovechkin is going to take the Cup to Russia so Putin can blatantly steal it in front of everyone, so we should all start preparing for the inevitable Russo-Canadian War of 2018.

CONSIDER THE BRO
And Other Essays
by Drew Magary