Would’ve been better if it was just a montage of me giving the finger to every Canadian hockey analyst who shit on Ovechkin and the Caps for terrible reasons for the past decade.

I almost paced a hole in my floor, and then I cried with such relief and joy. ALL FUCKING CAPS!!!

(and for real, like it wasn’t dramatic enough without the clock issue? I was clutching my 15 year old in a panic haha)

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

NBA Stan oddly decided to put a personal stake in celebrating and defending LeBron’s legacy. Once it became apparent that Golden State’s dominance was going to infringe on that legacy, the degree to which will be argued until the Internet consumes itself whole, they quickly turned on them. At this point, the only…

It’s not. It’s a weird brand of basketblogger performative boredom that was tiresome three years ago.

It’s exactly the same amount of entertaining. The outrage that ‘Durant ruined the NBA’ is the new ‘Lebron going to Miami was a punk move’ which was the new ‘Jordan gets every call’. People get lulled into thinking that the banality of excellence is actually boring or in some way a negative. It’s only after a few years…

Love has had a...pretty good series. Rodney Hood had a...decent game. George Hill and Tristan Thompson have been...fine. LeBron James has been LeBron James.

I don’t get how the Warriors always winning is somehow worse or less entertaining than watching Lebron win year after year.

If I want to see Kobe throwing shade at everyone and saying he would do it the right thing way I would follow Trump on twitter.

Yeah, he’s a sellout because the “Durant-Westbrook” experiment in OKC was going sooooooo well, right? But hey, at least Russ got a league MVP and the triple-double record as part of their “divorce settlement,” so there’s that.

It seems like he’s doing pretty OK for himself.

Not even factoring in the Caps factor, its game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final...step on the throat!

As soon as Vegas scored its second goal, I prepared to turn off my tv for good and throw it into the ocean.

Have you seen the clip where he’s flipping the bird? He’s not intending to per se, but he clearly knows what’s happening and it’s funny as hell.

Bless your heart.

Have you not been paying attention the last 25 years?

Sixers need to maximize the value of Embiid and Simmons for when they trade them for future assets.

In this case, the bus decided to make direct turn into a lamppost when it had the chance to hit you and then you went and buried a bunch of three-pointers on it after it made that mistake.

They were high-fiving likely because they almost lost to the Cavs, then smoked them in overtime when they had to. That had to be a lot of relief going on there.

Um, they probably just took the Cavs best punch and somehow survived it. What should they do - self flagellation?