He’ll need more than 50. The Warriors didn’t shoot well from 3.

Yeah I also just hit my head 50 times in a row falling down the stairs and I also find it weird that a basketball team would celebrate winning a game in the Finals.

Do you expect them to be sad?

This game alone was far more than I was expecting. I’m looking at the box score names, and I still can’t figure out why the Warriors didn’t boot the Cavs out of the building.

I thought Don Cherry’s Daily Sandwich was code between Rob Ford and his dealer.

That save!

The best I can say about this album is that its two worst moments are also the only two moments when Push isn’t rapping. Rick Ross’ verse is super mediocre, which isn’t the end of the world, but then Kanye comes on rapping about MAGA hats on the second-to-last song, and suddenly I’m snapped out of it, thinking, “oh…

This picture is my trigger. Fuck Jerry Jones all the way to Hell and back for this completely insulting stunt.

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

I’d love to make a smartass comment but all I can do is sit here in shock. I can’t believe this team is in the Finals. When we beat the Pens I literally screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out the window, but this time I’m just in disbelief.

Finally, a holding call we can all support

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

Can’t John Goodman just do more Coen Brothers movies?

Art Crawl though!

I’m thrilled with how the Caps played, but in my heart I know this has only put off my inevitable disappointment for another couple days.

“The lost city of Atlanta?”

What a contrast, watching the season finales of The Simpsons and Family Guy and then the two new episodes of Bob’s.

I’ve had no desire to watch since the ham-fisted response-to-Hari-Kondabalu episode a few weeks back, and I really can’t explain why. I’ve been a faithful viewer, and apologist even, thinking that bad “Simpsons” was still better than a lot of other shows. And I had not been worked up over the Apu thing; if they’d…