Aside from the general sketchyness of the Hilltop area of Baltimore, did they ever say why there were only 8 horses entered?

JJ Watt is a good football man. I hope he also starts talking some real shit about guns in this country.

“Now is not the time” my fucking big fat pale ass.

Guns. Too many of them. Too easy access to them. Too many people keeping that access open.

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

The Rockets decided that they’d beat the Warriors by signing a guy who they’ve depantsed for five seasons. The funny part was that people bought in.

Houston’s basically running the Bel-Air Academy offense.

Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Lauren.

I missed the Mother’s Day episode because I had no clue there were two episodes separated by an hour. Eat a big old dick, Fox.

Godammit. My fear neurons keep twitching and say, “They will find a way to fuck up again this year.”

Yes. The redemption moment was ridiculous and predictable. It was ridictable! Or maybe prediculous.

like the Caps will be.

This take held up well!

Here’s the thing: if he wins ONE cup — ONE, not multiple — he’s unquestionably the greatest Cap ever by any metric you choose to use. I already think he is, since none of them ever won anything, but the fact you keep saying multiple cups is the craziest part here.

Ovi is actually scoring in the playoffs (for once)

Ovechkin is (or will be) one of the top 10 or 15 guys ever. So, yeah, he’s the best Cap.

Ovi is the best Caps player of all time. No slight to Bondra, but Ovi is one of the best goal scorers in the history of the game.