This is the fucking worst. I was completely resigned to the team crapping out in round 2 that I have literally no idea what to do now. I’m dangerously close to convincing myself they can win it all. These are dangerous times

Lifelong Caps fan - I’m still not sure we won’t see the Penguins the next round. They’re only semi-eliminated, right?

Pretty bold of them to chant that when their team was on defense with only one goal on the board.

My favorite moment was the Pittsburgh fan next to me who said “this is what happens when you have an expansion draft...”

As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

In living rooms all across Pittsburgh, you can quietly hear the whispers of “Hollllltbbyyyy” interrupted only by choking sobs

Well, this episode illustrates that Tina is indeed her mother’s daughter, but Linda’s obliviousness is my least favorite trait, so not my favorite episode. Especially since Tina has been shown to be really diligent when placed in a position of authority (babysitter, hall monitor, etc.). Her not wanting to confront…

Agreed. The funniest thing about this episode was the visual gag of the bathing suits over the clothing. Especially Gene in the credits.  

Personally, I would not have trashed all the sand castles. I’d have set up a human barricade and directed the runners off to the side - there looked to be enough Junior Life Guards to do that. But that’s just me.....

I forget the exact line, but I liked when Louise is trying to stealthily observe the customers laptops to find the hacker and she’s like “nothing to see here, just a little girl.” Kristen Schaal’s delivery was just really funny.... as always. As great as everyone else is, I don’t think there would be a Bob’s Burgers…

Everything you said is spot on

I don’t think that it was A worthy. Tina’s imagination is usually pretty funny, but she was bordering on unlikable by thinking that she was the hero in her own story when she wasn’t putting in the effort that everyone else was and deluded herself into thinking that everyone was telling her to keep going when they…

“Maybe not, it’s a little shrill.”

“Free wifi is this generation’s free pens at the bank.”

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…

I mean, where else can he be the mouthpiece for some bloviating figurehead who’s destro...

Is this why Drew is off this month?

Also, it’s worth noting, that the Raptors are only the third most northern team in the NBA.

Between this and Rihanna casually mentioning that they are not friends, we should probably expect yet another emo rap album from Drake this summer.