The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I am amazed!

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

As a former child who ate his steak that way and stopped once was shown what seasoning was, I can attest to the veracity that this is indeed how children eat.

I spy with my little eye: Reebok Pumps!!

Ugh, one of those comments.

So does that mean my neighbor’s Mercedes GL350 is considered an American car? And that the CLA-Class is not German but Hungarian?

The generally accepted rule is that it’s the manufacturer’s country of origin, not where it’s built.

Cheers.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Never bigger wheels. Always bigger tires.

I work from home a large company, doing a job that I would absolutely NOT do if I had to commute into an office. Anecdote aside, employers should take note: People will accept (and remain in) a wider array of jobs when allowed to telecommute. If you hire the right people — those without Jalopnik accounts — they will…

So in LA if it rains it’s a disaster, earthquake is a disaster, fires is a disaster, mudslide is a disaster, and if something contains gluten the nation guard is called in.

The Right: boycotts don’t work

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

FBI Director Comey knew about the contacts between the Trump team and Russian intelligence when he made his statements about Clinton’s email days before the election. Think about that.

I also used these seats and found them uncomfortable. Your Butt May Vary.

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.