So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

You just KNOW it was more about “letting people at Mar-A-Lago see how cool and important he is” than it was about actual national security. “Ooh looky me I’m president doing president stuff!” (Meanwhile Bannon pulls out a literal camera to hold over classified docs while Toddler In Charge smug mugs for the camera).

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

0-60? as relevant as nurburgring times

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Is the bottom part Jalopniks new motto?

Keeping 63,000,000 rubes distracted and chanting “USA! USA!” while they get on with filleting the Constitution…

Cut spring lowering and removing shocks to facilitate it. And that’s why you don’t do it that way. It’s just bouncing off the bump stops.

So this is Lanesplitter.

I know a previous employee of the EPA and they have said that this is absolutely normal every election cycle, and that the media are being goaded into articles like the one above.

Happy tuesday.

Dear “President” Trump,

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

I am not a Trump fan, nor did I vote for him, but his government is not illegitimate. If you win the election and you haven’t cheated (manipulated actual ballots) you won fair and square. Saying the government is illegitimate only weakens all the correct things you say after.

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