You mean his changeup that he throws at nearly 90 MPH? Yeah, that thing is fucking filthy.

“Now I don’t condone any harassment but heres a link to a photo of his wife and child”

The passage in question was: “I can’t tell your gawky, triflin’ ass children apart, but they are rotation players on playoff also rans teams AT BEST.”

There are lattes taller than Cal

“Ye Gods”

Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture professional athletes about the right way to be professional athletes. Being the assistant to the regional manager isn’t the same as working with psychotically competitive football players.

It’s not the coaching staff’s fault that the crowd noise is so intense.

*Cannot be overstated. (Sorry)

Steve Carltons 1972 season cannot be overstated.

So hang on, he’s been cloned and killed several times over, but retains his memories. Is he a Ghola?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Take em & rake em.

He might just not like that months climate

This is just so ridiculous that people are continuing to harass a random game developer, just because his name is also Jon Jones, and they didn’t bother to look at any of his information. Folks on the internet just don’t even care about being accurate anymore.

“Cracked it open” Doesn’t mean it was never discussed or brought up, it means it was brought to the forefront of the public discourse, which is exactly what GITS did...not that it a) never happened before or b) wasn’t discussed in some circles.

Oh, good, Tom Brady is fuckin’ sports world Gwyneth Paltrow

Yeah, it’s a goofy looking thing that I’m sure is confusing if you don’t understand it, but her immediate incredulousness is hilarious to me. Like, did she really think at a major league baseball stadium during a major league baseball game there was just a sign for the Ku Klux Klan? Did she think the fifth inning…

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

And Deadspin just wrote about how important copy editors are 😩