Forsberg for Erat/Latta. WORST.TRADE.EVER.

you shut your whore mouth, Tommy is an angel.

I’m exhausted with this lazy narrative about the playoffs this year.

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

If there were no salary cap and no max contracts, some teams would undoubtedly spend more, and then all teams would have to spend more, increasing both the potential risk and reward of building a team. 

You do not get any type of rebel or blue collar points for forgoing movie theater popcorn. Once you’ve sold out and gone, you may as well enjoy it.

“Fixing”, may I direct you to all of Blompkamps previous shitty work? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying Ridley Scott has made a good film here, I’ve not seen it. I am saying I’ve seen District 9 (easily his best but still not great), Chappie (almost unadulterated shit, smeared over celluloid) and Elysium, which just…

To paraphrase Chris Rock:

Hi, I’m the author of that linked comment. I understand your confusion because, as I said there, Brazil follows the Civil Law system, substantially different than US Common Law system. Here, as commenter Tim said in this thread, the letter of the Law is particularly relevant. It’s a technicality, but even if a person…

Are we not saying “dinging dongs” anymore? Which, that’s fine, whatever, but if we’re doing a new thing and nobody told me, *that* I’d have a problem with.

That is some cheapo, low-rent 2004-era Macromedia Flash-lookin’ animation right there.

I feel the same. I’m a gynecologist.

Yes, and I’m fine with that, because he would have been following the same rules as everyone else.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Because other athletes didn’t take them, and followed the rules as currently written.

That’s true, but I think it should be pointed out that Dononvan didn’t settle in Germany for lifestyle reasons, i.e., he wasn’t comfortable over there. He can be criticized for that I suppose, but that happens. Dennis freaking Bergkamp didn’t settle in Serie A for example. In other words, it’s not that he wasn’t good…

I agree, we should probably not be apartheid of this conversation.

By the way, if Deadspin had a whole vertical dedicated to side by side comparisons of local announcers calls of big plays, I wouldn’t object.

That’s the Blazers announce team, that monotone is how they avoid saying “Morris shoots... OH GOD DAMN IT.”

“These people have awful names.”