No, I got the joke. It just ran dry after about the two minute arc.

Great art. Terrible idea for a 12 minute story, but great art.

I mean, you could say that of replaying literally any game ever.

No, you commit xenocide and kill one of your closest allies, it’s the evil ending.

Right, but retconning the optional death of a single side character is WAY different than “deciding the outcome of the entire galaxy”. Not to mention that if you killed her in Origins, it’s implied that tthe power of Andraste brought her back since she died by her ashes.

I try to just pretend that’s not happening.

Right. He is! See, that’s why he isn’t in prison. Innocent until proven guilty only means that no legal action can be taken against you and you still have all your rights as a citizen until proven guilty.

Rest in Peace, Seasons 1-3....

The worst idea I have ever heard.

I don’t know if that’s an argument to play it first or last. Would going from the best game to, even with the remake I would imagine, one of the most dated be a bad experience?

If I want to get into the Yakuza games, should I start Chronologically, with 0, or in order of release with Kiwami (which I understand is a remake of 1?)

I know. It’s such a terrible trolling effort. God, it’s almost like she was referring to the game and not the character and a bunch of elitist pricks decided she couldn’t tell what the name of the main character was and tried to correct her and she just rolled with it for a joke.

How are they putting down the cosplayer?

I’m torn because I think the Japanese voice acting fits the characters better, and I feel like the English actors have a tendency to underact certain scenes, but Japanese means I lose out on combat and ambient banter, of which there seems to be a lot.

I can’t tell if you’re just talking gibberish or actually talking about Xenoblade because this debateably fits.

How many curly fries do I have to give to piss on someone that’s on fire?

There are whole episodes about Ruby and Sapphire... how do they uh... how do they plan on dealing with that?

Wait wait wait. He TOOK a child sex trafficking charge to get three child pornography charges DROPPED? Usually in these scenarios, someone agrees to plead guilty to a lesser charge, to avoid going to court for a worse charge, right? Is child sex trafficking a lesser charge than child pornography, and if so WHY? Child…

Nothing?

No, this relationship was hosed because she liked Skyrim enough to write him a letter in its language and he had no idea she was a Skyrim fan.