Well I never said it’d be that interesting of a read.

I could literally write a book about why I think Horizon is a very specific kind of bad.

I’d say I was referencing the film, but really I just feel like it proves my point.

Dude, Paul Reubens masturbated in a porn theater. He shouldn’t even be brought up in the same discussion as any of this. Hell, I’ve never been to a porn theater, but honestly, anyone who goes to a porn theater and just sits there politely enjoying the film and eating some popcorn should probably be put on an FBI watch…

Getting a good laugh at people trying to call them out for being hypocrites, like some Comedy Central exec didn’t lean in their door and go “hey, you’re making a phone game, it’s gotta make us x amount of money, kay bye”

A bit of googling informs that that was the work of a member of Id Software who hasn’t worked with them for a while now who was salty he had to work on a kid-friendly game.

Symmercytra?

Believe it or not, you have nothing to do with their concerns.

Can we stop to appreciate for a moment, as we always should, that BJ Blazkowicz is not only the best ass-whooper of nazis around, but the grandfather to Billy “Commander Keen” Blaze and, at least via implications, Doomguy?

Right but between that and saying it “came into its own”, it comes across as massively disrespectful to some of the best JRPGs of our time. I’m happy with the new Persona games and glad we’ve gotten them, but they lost a LOT of creative staff after Persona 2, including their head writer. It just sits wrong with me to…

Uhhh, Persona is not that. Persona 3, 4 and 5 are that. Persona 1 and both parts of 2 are more like traditional JRPGs in structure.

Are you seriously trying to nerd-shame someone over SkullMeramon?

Dude, I ‘PLAY’ and ‘LIVE’ games, and I have since I was 2 (I’m 30 now). If you have time to play EVERY single obscure game, you have no life. That’s coming from someone who basically has no life. I haven’t played either of these games (although Binary Domain has been on my eternal ‘I need to play this eventually’…

Can we just get Digimon already? There’s already been an official Tamagotchi app on ios/android forever now and we’re getting physical ones, but no love for Digimon?

Didn’t the first few people that found them fire at them? If the company is progressing in some sort of interactive scenario, wouldn’t it make sense that these aliens would consider everyone hostile at that point?

Gif is incredibly appropriate, but a little gross so I included it as a link instead of embedding it.

If anything, the Futurama clip (which I have been searching for for ten minutes to no avail) applies. Someone who plays too many video games in any time is going to have better fundamental gaming skills against people who aren’t hardcore gamers of another time.

Are you fucking serious?

If you want to finish Homestuck Gita, do your potential enjoyment of it a favor and schedule a solid week to marathon the whole comic.

They’re a witch! Or they think this article is some sort of attack on their religion, which it’s not.