I keep getting called by pro-life organizations, so I've started donating $5 to Planned Parenthood every time they call me. :)

Oh, yeah, I'd watch THE SHIT out of that.

AND IT WILL BE AMAZING AND WE WILL ALL WIN.

YOU GUYS. FREE PORN. PORN THAT IS FREE. NETFLIX AIN'T FREE. WTF. WHY DO YOU HATE PENISES AND VAGINAS SO MUCH? Netflix is RERUNS.

Imax is still in the running, but Gchat and Eggplant Friday are not?

Thata so coool! And basically hot weather and summer!

Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…

Sure, the dress is cute, but I can't stop looking at the husband! The way he's looking at her...hubba hubba!

Absolutely not.

Oh, also, it was a Sunday evening and we had strings players that played LOTR, GOT, and Disney music

Can we please start doing Eggplant Friday though? Now that I know it's a thing I would like it to be a feature on Jezebel. It would amuse the fuck out of me.

You just made my day. Never learn what anything means, please.

There was an embarrassing amount of phrases that I don't understand on this one.

I think they mean putting on Doc Martens...but I am lost as the point of this thing anyway...are we supposed to vote for what we like or hate? So confused. I NO UNDERSTAND SPORTS OR SPORTS BRACKETS!

THE MAYBE BOX IS TRADITIONALLY CREATED BY THE RECIPIENT OF THE YES/NO QUESTION NOTE. DUH.

Ah, so it's no big deal that these women were harassed because some groups have it worse? Okay.

Blistex Medicated

Blistex Medicated

You go on FaceBook so you can find out which of your friends believes that unpasteurized honey will magically cure cancer.

is English your friend's first language?