do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?
Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.
Oh, the joys of solitary smoking. I haven't had one in twenty years. I used to start the day by making a double espresso on the stove and smoking a cig. It was glorious. Smoking while driving alone, smoking while talking on the phone, smoking while playing guitar, smoking while sitting on your front steps and…
I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.
Read the last chapter? Read the last chapter to meeeeeee .... It's the weekend and my brain has the day off.
"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?
I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.
You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.
Hold on a second there, LADIES.
Rihcaprio? Why not Rihanardo? Or lehanna?
Congrats! I wish i could get my shit together and even finish my BA!
Huge success! Congrats. "Just because they say it's so, doesn't make it true" re: childhood trauma. Yoga, meditation and mantras may help.
Congrats!!!! That is so exciting! Don't succumb to imposter syndrome—all us academics have it, and it's not cool.
That's awesome! Congratulations! You absolutely deserve it, but more so, YOU EARNED IT!
Congrats! You earned it and they won't take it away. Now go have a drink and gloat some.
These people saw something in you that made them believe in you. You do deserve this. Sometimes I feel that way about certain things. I finally feel like I am a real teacher after almost five years of teaching. You might just be feeling nerves and in time this will feel real and deserved.
Congrats on the fellowship.
This Saturday night, I raise my glass to Draven Rodriguez. You brought so much joy to countless others with your unforgettable senior portrait. I'm sorry that so many people were not able to give you the happiness that you were able to give to the world. I'm sorry that so many others failed you and were not able to…