I still don't see it. Just a slight skin discoloration which is very normal.

For the first time in my life, let me say with complete serobustness, TAKE ME TO CHURCH.

You look at her and you THINK you've heard her tons of times but then you hear her and you're like wahhhhh who are you????

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

They won't even let her have her own death. They have to make it about Whitney Houston (and media attention).

I can't articulate why, but I find that incredibly gross. She's not her mom. Trying to fold her tragedy into her mother's strikes me as very... disrespectful.

At first I was like, "oh, how lame." Then I realized that she's nearly as old as my mom and in better shape than me, and I stopped criticizing.

I wish she would sit down and be the diva she is supposed to be. She has nothing to prove, but, she is still going...I just want her to stop

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Someone has to tell people they're ugly.

So why didn't we call this bird a boobie? Dropped the ball on that shit, we did.

What doctor does this? All jokes aside, it is a violation of medical ethics. The doctor or doctors should have their medical license revoked, assuming they have an active one.

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

My mom recently discovered emojis and for awhile was randomly adding pizza slices to texts. When I asked her why, she said it was because I love pizza, so it seemed appropriate to text me little pizza slices with every sentence.

If Reese's mom texts like my mom, then Reese is not ignoring her. Those messages were all sent in under a minute.

The same reason we all do. Because we aren't awake yet.

DAMNIT I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LIKE THIS GUY BECAUSE OF MY STAUNCH OPPOSITION TOWARDS CATHOLICISM BUT HE'S MAKING IT SO HARD.