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bye everybody!

Preeeetty sure the sapphire reserve card is better, and $100 cheaper to boot. Too bad they weren’t paying you instead of Amex, you could have given some better consumer advice.

Preeeetty sure the sapphire reserve card is better, and $100 cheaper to boot. Too bad they weren’t paying you

She sure did.

Right. This isn’t Gimli with Galadriel here.

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s

I mean, that depends on you and what you like in the bedroom. I know women whose panties would’ve been flooded after reading that. I also know women that would never talk to him again after reading that. He should’ve figured that out before going there. The fact that he didn’t is a little concerning. Follow your

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

“Wow, I really suck compared to this guy.”

Once you get a Sonicare, you will be amazed at the difference. Doesn’t really matter which model. They are are basically the same because you can change the heads. But the difference after the first use is night and day. 100% worth the price. Get one.

Once you get a Sonicare, you will be amazed at the difference. Doesn’t really matter which model. They are are

I DON’T NEED A COMPUTER IN MY TOOTHBRUSH. LEAVE ME ALONE, INTERNET OF (POINTLESS) THINGS!!!

I DON’T NEED A COMPUTER IN MY TOOTHBRUSH. LEAVE ME ALONE, INTERNET OF (POINTLESS) THINGS!!!

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I guess Trump must be starting his interviews for the new head of FEMA.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Oye, after this election, any money were were planning to spend on gifts for each other, is going to ACLU, or PP, or to support a refugee family through The Refugee Program.

I sincerely hope my live in girlfriend does not read this helplessly boring list

Honey, I am sorry. If you’re going to be taking them for more than a couple of days, try to take those Xanax on a schedule — they are less addictive that way. And step down when you stop, instead of just stopping. Ain’t nobody needs any additional suffering at this point.

I appreciate the sentiment but its a little hard to believe right at this moment .