super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

“Crotchfruit”

Thank you.

For those of you who, like me, can’t/don’t/won’t use Kinja’s shitty Flash player (Firefox is coming for you next, shitty Flash player!), here’s an actual normal Youtube link:

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

Oh.

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

But the cops didn't know any of that when they arrived on the scene. He could have been a serial killer and this shooting would have still be unjustified.

It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

That’s a bit of an overreaction. I don’t think the comment was condescending.

That’s very cool!

I’ll celebrate tonight by making sure Seamless still works

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

Equal and opposite reaction time folks:

Holy shit! I think that triggered my vertigo.

Did you notice “LYE DOWN”? Sounds harsh on the skin.

My personal favorite was PERCAUTIOS. Whatever that is, she was sposed to be it.