Oh, he still has it...

Because it's annoying for everyone else there when babies cry and fuss? Just guessing.

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.

I use My Days on my android, I use it to track my period and to make little notes about my mood, trying to figure out when exactly PMS is going to strike. My last PMS notes were "Sad-ish" "Murderous" "Depressed" "Extremely Irritable" all in one week. I must have been a party to be around!

I believe you mean you'd wait a week in the Red Tent for it.

No, that would be a $4.70 tip on a $23 tab. Math is your friend, don't push it away!

Mellie is now the First Lady of Zero Fucks.

WHO IS THAT??

I'm glad it wasn't just me. I ... still don't quite recognize her.

Right?! I was expecting this to be So. Much. Worse.

What is the fish doing to that lady??

I can't wait until it's leather weather. I bought a lady's cut biker jacket and have been painting it.

Step 1: Never do push-ups.

Fuck you, you self-entitled idiot. Some fine day, you, too may actually be traumatized past the point where you can really function. And may you then remember how callous, and lacking in compassion you really are. Or, maybe you're just another narc. abuser who likes to inflict suffering, because you are so withered…

Good job stigmatizing people with mental illnesses, fuckwit.

Screw off.

She did not jump in the water. That means she does not want the ring or the fella.

"Oh my god. Oh my god," he repeated, looking up at his intended— a vast horror building behind his tear-filled eyes— wondering how it could have all changed so suddenly; how it would never be like it was; whether he could ever love her again. "Oh my god," he said once more, softer, before slipping away beneath the…

WAIT. How did I not know about that Kathy Lee knocking over the bullshit coffee cup clip. I can't fucking stop laughing. My kind of broad.

Gifft. Mic drop.