Sounds like he's not really okay with the changes and is trying to let you know via backhanded compliments.

Clearly yes, because now I have to know where he went!

Um, that's super romantic.

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

Funny cause I thought the lesson was more "Mind your business/don't be a shithead"

"without knowing it, we walk more slowly ahead of men and swing our hips"

I think they are gay, but no matter it's batshit and not open at all.

I'd dump anyone who thought the only one who should have to follow rules in an open hetero relationship is the woman.

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.

Ack! Adorable!

Fuck them. Run it 24/7. Fuck them with a shovel.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

Oh, sorry, not attacked, bombed.

Did somebody say "drink all the whiskey?" Because I want in.

All I can think of is all the horrible horrible infections you can get from poop! The Alabama Hot Pocket is a guaranteed UTI!!!!

Assholes?

Who flushes TP tubes?

Was she not already in the hospital? Where do people have surgery these days?

How on Earth could any parent ever be ashamed of Chet Haze? That boy is a national goddamn treasure.

I have an unlimited data plan on an iPhone with AT&T. They continue to grandfather the unlimited plan into new contracts every two years. And every two years, the sales person tries to convince me to get an android. I'm like "can I keep my unlimited plan". "No". Now, they slow down my speed after I use a certain…