Don't get me wrong, I feel like shit too. I've just decided to make no apologies for it ever again. If someone questions my attitude, I have one go-to response (suck it), and anyone who has a problem with that can refer to my first response.

I'm of the mindset that PMS removes the bullshit-tolerance all women have, and puts us on dude-level for a few days. Guys rarely put up with shit, and they don't have to justify it with a hormonal imbalance. I like my PMS for that reason - I don't have to pretend to give a shit when I'm just not feeling it. It's…

i wanna read the goop post on this.

I loved gURL.com! They also had a web hosting component for a while called gURLpages. I learned how to build webpages there. I never used a template, and it was very empowering to teach myself HTML and Javascript. They had a weekly featured gURLpage, and my page was featured once! I had a blog on my site, and I got…

And yet you fail to mention THAT in an article about the weirdness of the story?

No, this is a thing that has never happened before and means the world is ending. Let me link you to my doomsday gofundme account.

I really wish you could unpost this. I get that people are shitty and say shitty things and it's click-worthy, if not news-worthy, to report on it. However, I just wish that all the shitty responses that people posted self-righteously about suicide being the "cowards" way out didn't garner ANY attention...least of all…

mean while duck is off camera saying, "Yeah you run with that let me know how that goes for you."

After the first date? I doubt think you need to come out and say "I'm not attracted to you."

We adopted this adorable little girl today! Her name is Cleopatra - you can't see her little cateye eyeliner marks very well in this photo, but they're so cute. And when we were registering her microchip, we found out she was born on the day hubby and I got married, so it's obviously fate! We got her tons of toys and…

Isn't it more disheartening to see that some of the responses are from women?

The ducks at my sister's ranch are the boss of every single animal there. The horses, the dogs...whenever the ducks show up it's like "OK EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WE ARE DUCKS WE ARE HERE TO DO DUCK THINGS THANK YOU."

I've even contemplated laser hair removal, but the procedure requires a perfect balance of affluence, desperation, and masochism that I have yet to reach.

Barbra is never in a shadow, darling. She's ALWAYS in the spotlight.

Dude, I am like, cackling with glee over here. Let the little shits rot in prison, because they deserve it, and let this be an example for other sentences to come.

Question: do Americans actually give a shit about high school athletes? Reading that someone was a "star" high school athlete sounds silly to me. Like who gives a fuck - it's high school.

While it may seem counterintuitive to some that gay or lesbian youth would be at risk for heightened pregnancy risk, it's entirely unsurprising for anyone who actually grew up with a queer identity. This is especially true in areas where homophobia is rampant and queer teens may feel that engaging in risky…

It matters not where the photo was taken because Jeff Goldblum made it awesome, and Jeff Goldblum is a goddamn American treasure.

also known as little america

Beyonce must be so scared of her.