We sure did manage to get to the boringest final four possible, didn't we?

Hit that Xanax button as if your life depended on it!

MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…

More importantly, where's Leibovitz?

Who are you people that can shit on command?

I hope most people wouldn't shit on the floor, either!

I was really hoping they'd kill each other. Instead, they did the LAST thing I'd ever want to see them do. Right after she spit on his face. She made out with her own spit.

Want very fast hot chocolate? Sure, use a microwave. Or put it on a stove, you lazy asshole.

The problem is, she still doesn't seem to understand it.

Because some women are selfish arseholes who won't cut their damn nails *still bitter*

This isn't just random. She had an 87% chance of developing breast cancer and a 50% chance of developing ovarian cancer. After a discussion with her doctor and presumably her family, she decided that the risks of surgery were more acceptable than the risks of cancer.

I respect their politics almost as much as I want to bang both of them.

Dear Disney - We, over here in the Girl Scouts, quietly doing the right thing since, like, always, would be happy to take that funding off your hands. Thanks!

You know what this moment proves? That the people who write rom-com heroines that always trip/fall over at the worst possible moment had forseen the arrival of Jennifer Lawrence's career.

hold up, what? Zohydro aside, you write this like everyone who uses pain pills is a drug addict.

Because different people react to different drugs better or worse. Because terminal patients in huge amounts of pain can build resistances to some drugs and so different drugs are needed.

On the other hand, medication like this is could be a very good thing for patients on hospice and in a great deal of pain.

I'm seriously trying to contemplate what it would be like to have $70 million. For comparison, let's say you earn $70,000/year and you buy lunch for $10. Comparatively, that'd be like Sandy spending $10,000 on lunch.

Are you kidding me? I have no interest in reading this book for any professional advice, but I would like to know what other batshit insane tips it espouses. Any other crazy shit she advocated?

Could we not find a stock picture of the clitoris so we just decided that the vagina/uterus/ovaries were pretty much the same thing?