"maybe they should concentrate on cheating student basic geography."

She wasn't lip syncing though. She never does at the Grammy's, based on what I can remember. See: her 2010 performance.

Finally that poor family can bury her, get some peace, and move on with their lives. Oh also, I hope the SUE THE SHIT out of that hospital and fund the college educations for their entire family for generations.

TINA FEY LOOKS 25 HOLY SHIT

Amy and Tina should host every show for ever till the end of time. No other hosts need apply.

Happy Birthday #2, Blue Ivy, horsey or no horsey.

The only baby I care about is AMERICA'S BABY.

Here is an actual FB post of mine from a few months ago—

Honestly, Brooklyn is an incredibly great name and totally appropriate for the era in which these children are being born.

It's been a long day, which might explain why:

I find it sort of comforting that even the president can't always get the USPS to deliver to the correct address.

"Fixed?" You're kidding, right?

I find it funny that Karma is actually a bitch.

I totally interpreted this as "What happens if you die unexpectedly and you don't want family members to find your sex toys while they go through your home?"

Get in line, Muniz. Today is MY birthday. I'm 30! No minor crises or major breakdowns today! Just some decadent chocolate cupcakes and sweet, sweet wine.

I would respectfully submit that there's a big difference between "boxer shorts" and "boxing shorts." Though neither can ever be worth twenty-six hundred damn dollars...particularly not when they're that unattractive. Actually, all of this shit is pretty bad.

Your move, Corey Booker.

hell to the yeah!