I was born and raised in small town Ohio. I moved to NYC when I was 28. Within a month I knew the only way I was leaving was if someone literally grabbed me by the ankles and dragged me away. The city feels so much more like home than Ohio ever did. I can't explain it— it's just a deep feeling of belonging.

For Swedish?

And IQ?

I think Miley has Candida 8-/

I'm gonna say it.

Rest in peace. Very brave of her to do these ads.

Is at least one of them named Dali?

The porno or the old TV series?

They won't be vegetarians once they get a taste of some Swedish meatballs.

Put a blanket over your head and then eat your lunch that way. See how you like it.

Ah, I love Jane Lynch! So much. (PS, Jane, I'm a middle aged lady who's opposite-married, but date me.) Today is also my dad's birthday. And Bastille Day!