Now do houses.

It is an attack for those of us that believe the government should have fewer regulations.

Cleaning up an accident where someone died takes hours longer than one where no one has died.  There’s a good reason for the “devoid of human empathy” crowd.

“I do not consent to a search of my vehicle”

Because of the subject of this post I’m talking very specifically about accessing your phone’s functions via a screen in your car—not about moving more functions to a touch screen. That’s a different discussion. I generally don’t want to see a car’s dials and buttons go away, and I certainly don’t steering wheel…

The simplest and most universally understood way to control something on a screen has become touching the screen. That hasn’t always been true, but the way we interact with the world around us and expect things to work has changed dramatically in the last 15 years. We’re all trained for touch screens, and every app on…

I’m sorry you’re too good for crumbs, dust and pet hair in your buttercream, your highness.

I’m of the mindset that if a challenge is to do A, B and C then you have to do A, B and C. Otherwise just tell me who your favorite is on day 1 and let’s all go home because the inherent unfairness of competitions without consistent rules is not fun for me to watch. The concept of judges, to me, means we’re already…

Top Chef is great. I just don’t have 19 seasons of watching it in me.

almost makes me want to watch a Jimmy Fallon clip...almost.

This is going to sound snobby, but restaurants with drive-thrus generally aren’t fun places to be with their hard plastic seating surfaces and signs telling you to GTFO in 30 minutes or less. Unless it’s pretty obvious I would save a significant amount of time, I generally stick to the comfort of my air conditioned…

I think we call agree the worst person at any given drive-thru is the person leaving way too much space in front of them. That guy is fucking up the whole system.

That’s because it offers solutions to problems everyone understands: financial problems, legal woes, distrust of government—you name it. Just don’t expect those solutions to actually work when faced with a judge.

Maybe Bentley is niche enough so that I’m totally wrong about this, but I don’t actually think VW would allow Bentley to produce cars which require a CDL. People at Bentley might be trying to lobby the EU for regulatory changes, but I just don’t believe they’re putting all of their eggs in that basket.

It looks like a Ford Probe that got dressed up to make Demolition Man. 

You scared me for a second but that list still says "PC." 

I had an MP3 player before the ipod.

People were never choosing control in the way that you mean it, though. The way people consume recorded music on the go has always been about convenience, with quality and cost filling out the rest of the top 3.

I want the Alpine filled Honda Element. 

Well, I’m certainly convinced you would enjoy bottomless food to go with your bottomless drink, but I’m not sure the rest of this holds up at all.