Keep drinking coffee. Keep eating avocados.

Most of Southern California law enforcement uses their helicopters like someone will take them away if they land. It already sucked, and knowing this makes it suck more.

The overall dumbness is one thing. Dumb happens, but this right here:

Inevitable.

A local truck dealership with one of those big signs you can see from the freeway was advertising that they sell Nikola trucks and I was very surprised. I considered getting off to see if I could actually see one in the person but I guess I wasn't curious enough. 

Let’s call it what it is.

I guess VW has decided this will mainly be cross-shopped with minivans, but as someone who drives a 5 passenger crossover and has decided my next vehicle should probably be an EV, I would have considered the SWB model and will not consider the LWB model.

Still, I agree with them about markups. I’ve seen people swear…

I’m not surprised. The spike in used car prices put people who were living paycheck to paycheck and needed a car in a very bad spot.

This combination of words make me check my calendar and the date of the article, and somehow neither one said April 1st.

You just had to put this into the universe. 

Somebody clearly used a monkey paw to wish that buffets would survive the pandemic.

Don’t fly Air India or some loser looking to touch his first boob might kill me. Got it. 

Dodge can’t even make a weed reference without sounding like they’re trying to appeal to the uncle everyone hoped wasn’t coming to Thanksgiving.

I wonder if they’re watching how sales go overall without the manual on the market as part of a deciding whether or not now is the time to kill it off completely or if it keeps going for a few more years.

Here’s hoping it’s kind of like an R1S I can actually buy.

It looks like the stereo should only play “Holiday Road” by Lindsey Buckingham

> A lot of big name VAs such as Jennifer Hale have a lot of range and as a result have the entire industry in a chokehold

Yeah, how could Ford possibly build a Raptor that will weight the same as [checks notes] a Raptor?!?

Am I the only one that liked how the Cybertruck looked initially and now finds that it has aged like milk?

Isn’t it amazing how quickly “responsible gun owners” decide they shouldn’t be held responsible for their actions?