Isn’t it just a Chevy Colorado with a body kit? It sure looks like one.

Launch your first thing, and then I’ll be excited about your next thing.

Someone should Google it in Internet Explorer and let us know how it goes.

Coming soon to a grocery store parking lot near you: someone taking 5 tries to back one of these into a space then making a face like they nailed it.

Can people who can’t do 2x+30 memorize that list?

Lean into this weirdness. It’s Jalop to the core.

confirmed.

Euphemism or not, a Pittsburgh salad has definitely come before a glass bottom boat or two.

Intentional or not, this is comedy.

Chris Rock declining to press charges is Chris Rock’s business, but how did The Academy that opposes “violence of any form” just let Will Smith keep sitting there? Throw his ass out.

If you think crossing the border to buy gas then spending hours getting back over is worth your time, I’m worried about you.

If you look at this and remind yourself that it was someone from Florida doing their best, it makes more sense.

I’m pretty sure the Urus already accounts for most of the Lamborghinis I’ve seen in my life, and that’s not because I haven’t seen many Lamborghinis. They’re everywhere. This is a safe bet for Ferrari. As others have pointed out, the success of this SUV will mean more development money for the Ferraris we lust after.

On…

Unless someone gets hurt, I’m never sad to see an idiot break their toy. 

Clearly, we need to halt progress, so people who shut their eyes, stuck their fingers in their ears and screamed “LA LA LA” to drown out the news of the future of their own industry don’t have to face consequences for their shortsighted and inept decision making.

There are situations where I would tolerate the always online requirement, but that absolutely does not include a $60-$70 AAA game with a single player mode that doesn’t work when you’re offline.

Give it a minute.

If he didn’t see it, he shouldn’t have a drivers license. If he did see it, he shouldn’t have a drivers license. 

his wife made him strip naked and she hosed him down before she’d let him in.

I’ve had to retrain my brain around “premium” because it really only means you have to pay more. Maybe you’re paying for luxury. Maybe you’re paying to look like you go to the track. Maybe you’re just getting suckered. All that is really guaranteed is paying more.