Southern Marching bands & Powerfully Dancers, something these kids no nothing about that! It’s such a breath of fresh air to see this kind of raw powerful performance over what is popular now, thank you Beyoncé! *Hats off to Corey T. for posting*

I have emailed local stoires to “The Root” tips email (so have other friends in the past) and never received a response or conformation. Now I understand why, and I am sorry ya’ll recieve so much trash from idiots like the ones you posted. It must be exhausting to deal with so much negativity. Glad you shared behind…

(Whisper voice) “Go Further...” - Picture above: Isuzu Trooper Limited - Reserve (Whisper voice again) “TOO FAR!”

Ha! Thats cool! Now line the entire convention center with Jalopnik approved autos from yesteryears gone by. “Running when parked” will be the theme!

The Simpsons / Project Redwood Prophecy is now complete with that haunting image on the Canyon! Congrats gentleman, my hats off to you both! Save travels!

No, but been that far up looking a truck a while back. They are getting harder to find in good shape. I’m on the Texas Gulf Coast (I’m all over the place Corpus Christi to Conroe, Sealy to Beaumont.

That fuel mix up situations would stress me out. Thats crazy that their is artifical engine sounds! When I roll my windows down and I have friend in the truck, they think other cars/ trucks are diesel around me. Had a good laugh when a buddy thought this Tundra was a diesel (it was just the sound of my engine…

LOL,not tiny by any means. I just can’t tow 20ft trailer with my penis( haven’t really tried). The cargo I carry in the bed during the week would ruin a 1/2ton and get me a ticket real quick with DOT enformenct. Safe travels out there AgentR!

Yes!The writng is on the wall with the negatives. It seems like ever dealer & everyone buys nothing but lifted, stupid wide wheels on all brands 1/2 ton to 1tons here! AND they all drive like their doctor told them “your penis will begin to shrink today & will eventually fall off.. and oh u can no longer get…

That is an amazing VW ride! Those TDIs have a place in my heart along with the old Mercedes diesel. Awesme stance you got with the tires/wheels!

Trust me I have tried, but each person I ask about “how their truck (brand, engine, etc) is treating them”, turns into “how much you want for the old dodge” and a story about a family member of theirs driving one to 300k-400k miles. Safe Cruzin out there!

I needed that laugh! Take your star!

TheThePete gets it.

LOL awesome Comment!Take your star! No coal rolling here (I actually get coal rolled by other trucks ,bc I won’t race them). It’s bad for the engines/ turbos, and I pray to Baby Jesus I can keep them running strong. Murica for sure! But I laugh on how much “Hecho En Mexico” there is on these trucks. Take Care!

I almost spit my coffee on the keyboard for that comment. Well played, Well played! Star well deserved!

You bet wrong yaboihotkarl! I’m actually the one getting Coal Rolled on by other trucks bc I won’t race (normally pull my trialers or have cargo in the bed).... It’s bad for the engines, turbos and childish to do that, but each person does there thing. *penis compensators* LOL,thanks I will use that term at a later…

Ok IlliniBelle.. you get a star for that.... But if it wasn’t for Fancy Kristen, I would have Never found/seen that YouTube video because you know... all I watch is “Rollling Coal” videos. LOL ..I kid, I kid.. Safe Cruizin out there IlliniBelle !!

I saw and heard a diesel x5 in a parking lot and my wife told me to stop starring, that I would make the owner uncomfortable...Spent 10 minutes talking to the guy with hoods open about our rides. She didn’t say word on the ride home. Take Care!

Thanks! Don’t be too jealous ,maybe a little(they are all manuals 5 & 6 spds), One needs a new radiator, the other a differential reseal, and the third on, I hear a front drive shaft u-joint change in the near future. Yet when I typing these problems I have huge smile !! Safe travels out there!!

Thank you Kristen Lee!! I always thought it was bc of the loud sounds. LOL . Great article! Coming from a Jalopnik diesel enthusiast!