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I may have a buyer, if not, I’ll let you know.

Dang, I did not need to read this story today. Let’s see, my wife’s van hasn’t had a transmission flush ever. My daughter keeps forgetting to do oil changes and I snapped off a nipple on the radiator and fixed it with epoxy and hope. The washing machine has a broken spring and seems to be made of razor blades when I… Read more

You operate in this weird twilight where you know about these things but also know that not everyone else does. Amazingly self aware. Read more

“Guess what? you just grew a third ball.”

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Right on the nose! 90's Chrysler was an awesome company, put out many unique and forward thinking models. They were also making much monies. The “merger” with Daimler ruined them.

they also go after the mid life crisis crowd . they overlook the styling of the second gen Ram and dakota with the same kind of front fender styling of the PT Cruiser and this thing. I always like the hot rod fender styling of 2nd gen rams

No Chrysler apologist here, but I think you whiffed on the context of where Chrysler was in the early-to-mid-90's when this was designed and rolled out: Read more

Thank you - Just Don’t is the only answer, unless it’s a proper emergency. Read more

The funny part is there was a T-Rex concept back in the 90s. This is it. 

!!Absolutely no regard or concern for laying them out in 90 plus degree asphalt, at a mile above sea level elevation in full sun!! At the hottest time for Colorado! Read more

The answer is alway Unimog. Plus you can just live in it and add the house payment to make budget. 

YOU GET A SENTRA! AND YOU GET A SENTRA!

Also, hurricanes. 

Want an even easier way to do it? Mix your weed, butter and a bunch of water in a pot. Simmer. Strain. Cool. The butter is hard and floating, the other shit you don't want is in the water, just discard. Much higher potency, and less nasty flavor.

Want an even easier way to do it? Mix your weed, butter and a bunch of water in a pot. Simmer. Strain. Cool. The…

Yeah, I mean...when I was a kid, we just dumped weed into the brownie batter. Hell, I crushed 3 lbs. of San Pedro in the blender, mixed with lemonade and vodka, and chugged it. Fucked-up the blender, sure, but no reason you couldn’t do it right with a food-processor. Read more

Yeah, I mean...when I was a kid, we just dumped weed into the brownie batter. Hell, I crushed 3 lbs. of San Pedro in…

It’s not all rainbows & sunshine for us here in Texas. The Gulf coast can be harsh and inland the humidity and salt air/wind does its damage. Also something about east Texas fine red dirt that gets into everything. Once it gets wet or absorbs moisture, it causes corrosion quickly. Your correct, I would also let the… Read more