TheEyesOfTejasAreUponYou
theeyesoftejasareuponyou
12/25/19
3:23 PM
14

Plot twist, that’s not snow.

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12/24/19
7:50 PM
1

Magazines don’t qualify for Media Mail as they contain advertising. Even “Collector” magazines. Got into quite a row with a postmaster about that.

12/24/19
2:53 PM
6

My UPS yearly bill is $200,000 and it’s the dimensional weights that are creating the overcharges. If I ship a large box that weighs 5 lbs, they’ll bill me for a 30 lb box because it takes up so much space on the truck. Hard to sell large air filters that way. Read more

12/19/19
12:57 AM
1

Reading that my eyes got wider and wider

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12/2/19
11:28 PM
39

I’m tickled ya’ll have a hankering for my truck, as long as you keep your hands off my nutz. I think I remember you coming inside and making comments about my truck. Read more

12/2/19
9:46 PM
21

He should be driving a real Texas truck. A Tundra. Built by Mexicans in San Antonio. 

12/2/19
7:20 PM
54

It actually appears the front may be in Texas while the back is in Arkansas. This truck has all the earmarks of being in Texarkana, and thus, thoroughly confused.

12/2/19
6:44 PM
12

A real Texan would’ve bought with the 6 speed manual because he appreciated real trucks

11/25/19
5:10 PM
177

Well I’m definitely not buying one now. If it can’t even finish at Baja, how can I expect it to drive home from the grocery store?

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11/15/19
5:16 PM
23

Interestingly enough, I just took my first old person defensive driving course and the instructor was very adamant that we just stop using the word “accident” entirely and call it what it is, a “crash”. Read more

11/5/19
9:47 AM
4

Came from N. California. The only problematic rust spots came from 30 year old rodent nests under the dash and in nooks and crannys, soaking up ambient moisture and rodent piss. The other two binders we had were from N. Minnesota and St. Louis and were accurately represented by your dustpan.

11/4/19
10:08 PM
29

Thanks for the tour of your back yard David! You can keep the tetanus though...