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I like that the memo about leaks...was leaked.

When the Bronco leaks came out, like got really annoying at work. I’m in preproduction builds and I usually take a lot of photos of the quality of the parts or interference issues, etc... to show to management or whatever team needs to help with the fix. When the leak happened, everyone got paranoid about who was

I may have a buyer, if not, I’ll let you know.

Dang, I did not need to read this story today. Let’s see, my wife’s van hasn’t had a transmission flush ever. My daughter keeps forgetting to do oil changes and I snapped off a nipple on the radiator and fixed it with epoxy and hope. The washing machine has a broken spring and seems to be made of razor blades when I

You operate in this weird twilight where you know about these things but also know that not everyone else does. Amazingly self aware.

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“Guess what? you just grew a third ball.”

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Right on the nose! 90's Chrysler was an awesome company, put out many unique and forward thinking models. They were also making much monies. The “merger” with Daimler ruined them.

they also go after the mid life crisis crowd . they overlook the styling of the second gen Ram and dakota with the same kind of front fender styling of the PT Cruiser and this thing. I always like the hot rod fender styling of 2nd gen rams

No Chrysler apologist here, but I think you whiffed on the context of where Chrysler was in the early-to-mid-90's when this was designed and rolled out:

Thank you - Just Don’t is the only answer, unless it’s a proper emergency.

The funny part is there was a T-Rex concept back in the 90s. This is it. 

!!Absolutely no regard or concern for laying them out in 90 plus degree asphalt, at a mile above sea level elevation in full sun!! At the hottest time for Colorado!

The answer is alway Unimog. Plus you can just live in it and add the house payment to make budget. 

YOU GET A SENTRA! AND YOU GET A SENTRA!

Funny. I must not look at the dash when starting my truck.

I miss the good old blue tint strip at the top of windshields. I’m glad I still have one car at home with one.