I’m currently at level 22 in the game and while I agree it’s a pretty fun...yeah, it just doesn’t feel like a mainline Final Fantasy game.

Yeah, that’s pretty clear by the rankings in this list.

Yeah, even given the fact that this rating system apparently is based on the author’s reaction to their one night stands with moogles (par for the course at current Kotaku), he should still be at the top of the list.

Oh, I 100% agree with you that she’s either Krang or another Utrom.

The art style doesn’t bother me and I’m fine with most of the casting, but man, does Jackie Chan as Splinter seem like a huge misfire.

*Divinity: Original Sin 1+2, XCom 1+2 , Darkest Dungeon, the Legend of Heroes: Trails series, Octopath Traveller 1+2, Bravely Default series, South Park, Mario & Luigi series, Wasteland 2+3, Persona 3-5, and Dragon Quest 7-11 enter the chat*

Overall I’m mostly in agreement with the list. I will probably always think that VI is better than VII because it did everything but graphics better (and that was a limitation of the hardware).

Or maybe they should have actually developed them further to be deep and meaningful to the gameplay instead of tacking them on as an afterthought.

If that’s what your jizz looks like, you probably need to go see a doctor.

Meh.

Oh good, since you’re posting the mandatory weekly post about Amouranth on a Tuesday I can assume we won’t have to hear about her on here for the rest of the week.

Seriously, get therapy.

I the game looks pretty amazing.

I got you.

What he forgets to mention is that his daughter is also an award-winning food critic specializing in Italian pastries that smokes half a pack a day and feels like she’s already passed her prime creatively.

Er, what?

Basically the trailer is trying to tease that Sephiroth killed Tifa five years ago in Nibelheim and Tifa in the party is as actually Jenova (aka the “she”).

Probably when it got to the point when their worldwide privacy tour got bad enough that it prompted an entire episode of South Park.

We sure that ain’t Cayde-7?

How are these allowed to even be on the road?