I’ve been teaching for longer than I care to admit. The other day, one of the teaching assistants pulled an old book of mimeo worksheets off the shelf (I’ve kept it for nostalgia’s sake). She flipped through it, looked at me and said, ‘what is this?’. I tried to explain it to her, including the joy of the mimeo…

“If there’s one thing we’ve learnt in the last thousand miles of retreat it’s that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanization.”

Getting cheap bubbly from Aldi and pissing off the French at the same time?

Also, why the literally?

https://www.comixology.com/The-Carl-Barks-Library/comics-series/106651?ref=Y29taWMvdmlldy9kZXNrdG9wL2JyZWFkY3J1bWJz

Nah, I wanna get hold of the scantron keys so I can cheat on all the tests.

I don’t really understand why dumb trolling is the Thing now.

You...um...you’re suggesting that we have basic standards for humane treatment of farm animals?

The one I had stuffed in the back of my hand during delivery cut a chunk out of me. I still have a scar and my kid is 3.

Yep. This is basically trading in one dumb idea with another series of dumb ideas.

Ditching Christianity is fantastic, but I’d much prefer folks go all the way. Trade in faith for fact and deal with the world as it actually exists in the here and now.

I have a coat with button-down shoulder straps, I sometimes use them to loop the strap of my handbag.

“Doubling down” here is still objectification. It’s just a go at rationalizing objectification.

Also

If you can’t afford a car, you can’t afford a baby!

Here’s an idea, stop bringing babies on a plane. Factor this into your decision whether you have children or not.

What self-respecting 34 year old would “date” a 20 year old?

nepotic*

Now this is surprised!

Somebody clue me in here, because I am ignorant. The thing that was wrong with her original tweet was: