I know he’s not Joey but beyond that, I could use a key. Or, just, a fucking useful image caption.

How are there NO DEHYDRATORS on this?

Moss isn’t even a real person.

I cannot intervene until I can prove that you’re going to die.

too loose a grip on the reigns

But “foyer” is pronounced foy-ay

Are you new to ... existence?

Israel had granted a special license to NSO, one that permitted its Phantom system to attack U.S. numbers. The license allowed for only one type of client: U.S. government agencies.

totally un-phased

According to Peloton spokesperson Denis Kelly, HBO bought the bike and cast King without contacting HBO.

Why is nobody complaining about the utter lack of respect for the subjunctive mood?!?

The City of Brotherly Love let these dudes–who, according to NBC 10, wore white face coverings, blue shirts and khaki pants–that their hate isn’t welcome within the city limits.

But are they wrong?

Linear velocity does not seem like a remotely useful metric when discussing a spinning object like this.

So we’re just full-on not linking to sources anymore?

doesn’t seem to phase some lawmakers

How are the Manchins not anti-vaxers?

Recline your seat slowly and with careful attention for the people behind you.

offshore wind could generate more than 2,000 gigawatts of energy

in those Spring months.