I’m with you. I was in college when both of these came out. They both got horrible reviews and neither was a smash - they both did ok.

Then you have a choice you have to make. I personally will make other sacrifices in order to not have an HOA tell me what I can or cannot do with my property.

I really dig this one

Sorry for the confusion, no he died when I was 13 and haunted,the house when I lived there till I was 19

Hah, good catch. That one doesn’t because I couldn’t reconcile the punctuation with how I wanted to handle capitalizations. So no real reason beyond I didn’t like how it looked.

Craft Thread!

Did you guys read? What he’s saying is that 3-5 was her number during the period of time that they knew each other before they started seeing each other. He’s still obviously letting these numbers and their perceived meaning get in the way of what, otherwise, sounds like a pretty healthy thing, but he’s being at least…

War on Christmas! I am liberal and stuff.

Yeah, no kidding. “Ask Dr. Nerdlove” on Kotaku is also way better. “Jane Marie” needs lessons in not giving terrible goddamn advice. Jesus.

And has a deep disdain for punctuation.

Racist Totalitarian Netflix Queue is the name of my first death metal album.

“around”

I want to throttle people who do shit like that to animals. Then I want to drag them around against their will. Then throttle them again.

“But only assholes wear cologne.”

Half-Life’s levels are complex mazes,

I still can’t tell if this “advice” column is supposed to be serious, or if there’s just some inside joke I’m not getting. This can’t be real advice, can it?

Hey, GET A ROOM, you t— oh, wait. . . .

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

“We am, is, are, and be, they whom are known as: The Electric Mayhem!”