Free will should not be hyphenated in any of the instances you used it.

FREE WILL IS NOT HYPHENATED YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

I was going for “you wrote the whole freaking synopsis, you added your own touch, you used MS Paint to cobble up a Jalopnik-ified composite graphic with labels, all with the premise of providing us with a Friday-Funday Automotive Unsolved Mystery.. and left us hanging high and dry with photos lacking decent…

Every time I see one of those jackets, my brain rhymes “ICE” with “POLICE”. Like a little echo.

Wow, is this like the “no condoms” argument on this show? Do we need one of the Wayans brothers to run in and yell “He’s not holding her down!”???? I did not see what you saw. I re-watched that scene at least 5 times, and Daniel did not appear to be holding her down. It was more like he was holding/caressing her head…

I did rewatch the scene. Daniel was holding his hand over the back of her head—he wasn’t touching her head or holding her head down. Admittedly, I don’t know much about women, but even I know that you don’t mess with a woman’s hair unless you want to pull back a bloody stump.

I must need to rewatch the scene, because I thought he was just caught up in the pleasure. I didn’t see the holding her down, especially since the money shot was when she was raised up...and after his pre-warning.

I grew up in the 1980s. We were Democrats and pro-choice, but we were also extremely devout, straight-laced Christians. My parents did not permit us to watch MTV for various reasons—partly because my mother was a classically-trained musician who considered pop music to be trash, partly because they felt MTV was…

“regular door locks do one thing, and one thing well: keep things from getting in.”

Two things. They are also very good at keeping things from getting out.

I was expecting the N64 to have more fog...

On the contrary, I think putting the CoS on the same ground as normal religions is extremely useful for demonstrating what happens when you take this meme of “religious freedom” to its logical conclusion.

That makes sense. A stuntman died a few years back filming Expendables 2 in Bulgaria

Seriously, what is going on in this article.

If there’s no one around to notice is it also ok to kill someone? Or rob a bank?

even if they’re composed of “100%” new content, the fact that they’re only meant to run on a specific game means that it’s an impossibility for them to be original

The proof that The Turtle was the killer? If you look closely at the “From Hell” letter, you’ll see it actually reads “From Shell.”

“$225k in the rest of the country. Comfortable, but not rich.”

There’s a lot of good broadcast TV around in the last 10 or so years (and I won’t even expand that to include my much loved Firefly). Just to name a few: Brooklyn 99 is pretty good at making a slightly more keyed up Barney Miller vibe. The Goldbergs presents some good nuance even if it is a family comedy. Scrubs was…