• Try not to give away something something.

Why couldn’t literally anyone else in the room have flipped the switch instead of Deke?

It’s pointless. Fomite spread is minimal. The mask-off-for-food exception literally nullifies EVERY SINGLE ONE of these other efforts.

But it’s nothing new. I can already watch clips from Planet Earth II and Blue Planet II.

Ice-T doesn’t come cheap, we imagine

We truly believe that there is no movie-viewing experience like the one enjoyed in theaters.

the actor Romola Garai, best known perhaps for her role in Atonement.

> I don’t cart this kit around the city as it gets pretty filthy after a single use

Putting a cut-up hotdog in something has never NOT been a good idea.

They’re luring people with entertainment to their deaths.

Fuck this industry so hard. I’m formally deciding never to set foot in a theater again.

Cara is a 27-year-old woman. Kaia is a teenager.

SECOND wave? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *whew* no. Not even solidly into the first yet.

Don’t you need a near-anaerobic environment for botulism?

> Dissed for believing in God in front of extras.

After striking two protesters...

I really don’t understand why China doesn’t just kill these people. It would absolutely get away with it.

the creator of Father Ted—a purportedly beloved British TV show I’d have never even heard of in the first place had this guy not been such a raging, anti-trans asshole over the past couple of years

I worked in an amusement park at 16 and my manager using the cotton candy machine caught a chunk of sugar in the eye.

his first major event since the covid-19 pandemic