I really don’t understand why China doesn’t just kill these people. It would absolutely get away with it.

the creator of Father Ted—a purportedly beloved British TV show I’d have never even heard of in the first place had this guy not been such a raging, anti-trans asshole over the past couple of years

I worked in an amusement park at 16 and my manager using the cotton candy machine caught a chunk of sugar in the eye.

his first major event since the covid-19 pandemic

while maintaining a complete unwilling to discuss their support of heinous LGBT politics.

black employees initially did not receive key FOBs which gave employees access to the building for opening and closing shifts.

Cyanide is not sweet at all.

As it’s not a brand name, “letrozole” is properly lower-case. It’s just a word for a chemical, no different than “water.”

WTF since when is Telly supposed to be Elmo’s dad?

So in this world possession of stolen goods isn’t a crime? Because wouldn’t you be compelled to return the money the second the API goes on?

Mannequins. Come on.

Oh god you’re right - she’s Tiger Kinging.

I’ve never met a comma I didn’t like. Doubly so for semicolons. It’s my only weakness.

While I fully agree with your opposition to this untenable argument, I regret to inform that you are part of the problem.

The message without any punctuation is neutral.

Sadly, nothing worse can happen to this child in his life that will exceed being name Huxley. 

Dog owners continue to be the abject worst. 

(Staten Island is largely Republican, unlike the rest of the city)

Why would you knowingly date a drunk driver?

Wait, to the funeral of the murderER, not the murdered? When did he die, too?