There is nothing punkass about having kids and getting married in high school.

my mom will want me to visit my parents

She accidentally the whole thing.

Came here to post the same. Calling that a “collapse” is such an I’m-a-walking-boner-for-capitalism take.

wandering into a store, touching five items of clothing and leaving empty-handed is probably not in the cards for a very long time.

How can we talk about what she doesn’t have?

Why do you keep saying “fusion?” He’s just talking about a regular old fission reactor in this clip. I don’t hear the word “fusion” once.

Fuck 3x the cost.

This is still so weird to read.

If you’re in a hurry you can toss a mixture of coarse sea salts and 99% isopropyl alcohol into an empty bong

If you’re in a hurry you can toss a mixture of coarse sea salts and 99% isopropyl alcohol into an empty bong

She bought an industrial humidifier for her 600sqft apartment and didn’t realize that the pan underneath was important and caught water.

Waze Cam with a 32GB MicroSD

Waze Cam with a 32GB MicroSD

Opposite for me.

Would you eat a footlong sandwich starting in the middle?

Like Jalal didn’t already have them killed the second Balach left. 

I’m surprised Balach didn’t just activate the bomb at the camp, taking out Jalal and all of his traitorous followers in the process — he was going to die anyway, so why not stand by his convictions?

I thought that was a picture of Hyde from That 70s Show. 

after a switch in her studies to business marketing, she decided to put her education on hold

that old mixtape I’d burned

... it’s spring. There’s nothing to blow and won’t be for months.