Bingo.

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

I was living in New Jersey and was literally thirteen-years-old.

I feel like this headline of “Digital Versions of All Your Old Comics” seriously oversold.

When has she ever made a choice?

You just want to get high off the mimeo fumes.

“Was sex with your dad awkward?”

Mindy Kaling gave birth to her first child, a daughter named Katherine Kaling

If I don’t get affordable health care, no one gets it.

Minecraft is written in Java. Anything can run it.

Do everything you can to not pay your fair share of taxes.

I feel like I’m on the wrong side of society in that I hate scents for the sake of scents.

Thank you for that information but I can not in good conscience click “recommend.” Eww eww eww eww eww.

Because time and effort spent in the pursuit of the unreal is time and effort that’s not making the real world a better place.

Good?

microneedling

Putin called Trump to thank him for a CIA tip that helped prevent a terrorist attack in St. Petersburg

I don’t count those, obviously, because they’re clearly bullshit.

Hmm. Well, puppies, absolutely. Dogs are just rubbish cats.

Just curious: do you also support legalizing hard drugs? Heroin can be hella meaningful, and doesn’t hurt anyone but the user.