“To whom”

They sure are servants, but to who?

I was taking care of my mom’s golden retriever when she ate a whole bunch of grapes which are supposed to be poisonous. She left the stems in the bowl, which had not moved an inch on the counter and she was fine.

Who buys 30 pop-tarts? Dog did that family a favor.

My 13-pound Chicago Vomiting Terrier has eaten:

My favorite is the dog who ate 30 Pop Tarts, booted and rallied. Because everyone should have a dog who boots and rallies.

Raccoons can run up trees. Running up a person is pretty easy. Being rabid it was going to die pretty horribly pretty soon.

If you can’t afford ruinous medical bills, don’t have accidents. It’s simple.

I’m surprised the DOH didn’t offer the shots.

Yeeaaaah, around where I live raccoons are known for killing pet cats, dogs, and rabbits.

These days, it’s one shot near the site of the bite and three more shots over the course of two weeks in the arm. Not nearly as bad.

Daaawwwwwww.

The google says that racoons can run 10 - 15 mph. As a human I’m not confident in my ability to outrun any 4-legged mammal.

Otters >>>>>> Raccoons

Thrilling Maine Adventures, which is a spin off of Why The Fuck Do I Live Out Here Again? comics.

Raccoons are the fucking worst and should be banned. Step up and do something useful, Trump.

Nor is he cute and cuddly. Rocket trying to bite your thumb off is far more likely than snuggles.

Okay, I watched the movies so I know who Rabid Raccoon is, but I’ve never heard of Fearless Maine Woman. What comics do I need to read to get caught up on her backstory?

How do they know she got the right raccoon? The assailant was wearing a mask.

The Raccoon Weekly Sentinel has a version of events, noting that an autopsy on Bandit-E9458 showed no signs of rabies and digging into the human’s past altercations with animals, including her stepping on a field mouse when she was 9.