Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

I was surprised no one else said it yet! Seemed like a no-brainer to me haha

My cousin actually believed this was true, and then he got busted selling drugs to an undercover. The “I saw it on Law & Order defense”!

Dr. Vinny Boombatz Harold Bornstein

I can’t even tell those dudes apart. Same forehead, nose, smirk, and chin. Not to mention the glasses. 

I was a little surprised how hard Wallace went after the guy too.

Indeed. Also I really hope I never get gored by a unicorn.

This morning I entertained scenario where maybe Trump isn’t actually under investigation (I find it very unlikely), but he heard somewhere that he was and it it was not through official channels, so his frail ego made him lash out and defend himself, and being a complete idiot he is. of course he made himself look…

Trump tweets are like Nixon’s tapes

How fun would it be to hit LeBron with a water balloon? Not even in a malicious way, just that you were in a scenario where you could whip a water balloon at one of the greatest basketball players of all time like he was one of your 4th grade friends

Chris isn’t calling him out. It’s just funny to watch LeBron, an impossibly good athlete and giant human, playing sports with children.

His work in Akron, specifically his tuition program, is ridiculous. Add in that he’s (by all accounts) happily married to his high school sweetheart and fiercely dedicated to his children.

You’ve gotta know I’m not seriously suggesting LeBron is stunting on children.

“$35,000 bucks says I can make the redheaded kid cry in five minutes or less.”

It’s his son’s 10th birthday party.

I still can’t get past the mount of hype, intense scrutiny and breathless coverage that LeBron lived through as a teen, and he came out at the end of it, seemingly as a balanced and decent human being.

I thought he was evens at least for addiction or personal problems derailing his career.

I just love this guy and what…

He just wanted to know what it was like playing for the Warriors.

I just wish I could have been part of a water balloon fight as a kid. We were never allowed to have one, so now we have water balloon fights with our kids all the time during the summer.

Damn, I wish I had a childhood like these kids. Honestly jealous.